Infamous Alumni

Erik "Jonc" Joncas

Graduated: Fall 2006
Class: Founding Father
Major/Minor: Finance

The first archon of our chapter, Erik Joncas had strong ties to the community, the university, and the local bar scene. Joncas held Newark, Delaware's Executive Creeper position from 2003 to 2006. Recent sitings indicate he's been grabbing ass and getting slapped in the Boston area.
Stone Weeks

Graduated: Spring 2007
Class: Founding Father
Major/Minor: History

Our token left wing liberal, the only thing bigger than his heart was, well.. Stone himself. His towering height has left such an impact, we aim to maintain one above-average tall brother at all times. Stone was taken from us in July 2009 at the age of 24. He will truely by missed by all of his founding father brothers and those fortunate enough to know him.
Bob Bartocci

Graduated: Spring 2008
Class: Founding Father
Major/Minor: Finance

Being the only brother to have been walked in on in a Kate's bathroom stahl by a young lady, and being the only brother to have subsequently turned said young lady down, we know Robert Bartocci as a man for the gentlest of men. Nothing says fun for this bachelor of 22 like a night in with the lights down and a bottle of whiskey to calm his yearning soul. Though his outter resemblance to a teddy bear my bring you warm goosebumps, be warned: a BAC of .15 and a Journey's Greatest Hits CD will send this Jersey boy's fist pumping wildly into the air.
Barney Fortunato

Graduated: Spring 2009
Class: Founding Father
Major/Minor: Civil Engineering

Frat Daddys come in many shapes and sizes. This one happened to be 5'4" and chiseled like a greek statue. When Barney wasn't rocking seer sucker suits and croakies, he was pushing kids. In fact, he loved pushing kids so much that he road his bike across the country for Journey of Hope summer 2008 so that every 70-100 miles each day, he could dismount his bike and resume pushing kids. His last sighting indicated he was building his bodies immunity to lack of oxygen in Colorado.